"This man has never had children."

Garrison Keillor: I think I need a new religion
Garrison Keillor, The Washington Post
Published 8:47 am, Thursday, January 19, 2017

. . . So I've been shopping around for a new religion to see me through the next four years. . . . I'm looking around for other options.
Buddhism involves way too much sitting still for my taste; the Dalai Lama basically says, "Be gentle. Listen to the universe. Live in the moment. Let happiness flow through you." And I think to myself, "This man has never had children."

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