Only one.
But first he must examine the old light bulb to see if it is really, physically, and presently dark.
Then upon removing the old and taking up the new, the new bulb having been previously examined and approved as a candidate for replacement, he must explain to those present that in this new light bulb today we are not creating light, for only God creates light, but we are setting a new bulb in its place according to the gracious promises we have received, and we must not think that this light today is anything more than a part of the visible spectrum, there being a great and invisible spectrum of light immutably established by God's holy, perfect, and eternal decree.
Then he shall address the light bulb, charging it to give its light faithfully, daily, in season and out, according to the power of its connection and in the measure of its given wattage, until such time, known only to God, of its burning out.
Having thus spoken, he shall screw in the new bulb saying, "Hey Eddie, it this thing plugged in?"
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