A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
~ Robert Benchley
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