Rule # 1 - Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
All comments become null and void after seven days.
Rule # 2 - If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.
Rule # 3 - It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.
Rule # 4 - You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not both.
Rule # 5 - Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs.
Rule # 6 - Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
Rule # 7 - When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off ramp, you saying "Is this is our exit?" is not necessary.
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