Impossible Seinfeld

Jerry, we loved you; now you've bumbled it
By Karen Heller
Inquirer Staff Writer
Posted on Sat, Dec. 1, 2007

Seinfeld made more money navel-gazing than possibly anyone in history.
Where he was once funny, he now sounds impossible.
"As a single person, I was always exploring the world," he confessed in one interview. "Now I've lost some interest in the world. I'm more interested in my wife and kids."

In Australia this week he said, "To me, the funny thing about being single, I had married friends and I wouldn't visit them . . . because I thought their life was so pathetically depressing. Now that I'm married and I have single friends, I feel I don't really like to be with them now 'cause I find their lives trivial and meaningless. And I think in both cases I was correct."

Oh, go back to your hive, Mister.