TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR PEOPLE OVER 50
#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.
#2 - “In Style” are the clothes that still fit.
#3 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it.”
#4 - “On time” is when you get there.
#5 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller.
#6 - Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.
#7 - Growing old should have taken longer.
#8 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
#9 - You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.
#10 - “One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house.
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