Christian One-Liners

Don't let your worries get the best of you;
remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited
until you try to sit in their pews.

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Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.

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It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose,
but mosquitoes come close.

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When you get to your wit's end
you'll find God lives there.

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People are funny;
they want the front of the bus,
the middle of the road,
and the back of the church.

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Opportunity may knock once,
but temptation bangs on your front door forever.

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Quit griping about your church;
if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

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If the church wants a better pastor,
it only needs to pray for the one it has.

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God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead.
So why should you?

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Some minds are like concrete —
thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

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Peace starts with a smile.

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I don't know why some people change churches;
what difference does it make which one you stay home from?!

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A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises"
are just sitting on the premises.

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We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.

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Be ye fishers of men.
You catch them — He'll clean them.

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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

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Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

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Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

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Forbidden fruits create many jams.

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God doesn't call the qualified,
He qualifies the called.

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God grades on the cross, not the curve.

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God loves everyone,
but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"

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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

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He who angers you, controls you!

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If God is your Co-pilot — swap seats!

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Prayer:
Don't give God instructions — just report for duty!

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The task ahead of us
is never as great as the Power behind us.

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The Will of God never takes you
to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

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We don't change the message,
the message changes us.

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You can tell how big a person is
by what it takes to discourage him.

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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given.

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~ Author Unknown