Laughing is healthy...

Laughing is healthy...

Question: What is the difference between an optimist and a pessimist?
Answer: The difference is that the optimist learns English while the pessimist learns Chinese.

"Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane, and the pessimist the parachute."
Gil Stern

"Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid back"

"The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism is dead."
Robert Brault

Marriage Is When A Man And Woman Become As One; The Trouble Starts When They Try To Decide Which One.

A man died and went to heaven. St. Peter took him on a tour. He saw a high wall over in the distance and asked what it was for. St. Peter said, "We keep all the Christians over there. They think they're the only ones here.

"Debating with someone on the Internet is like mudwrestling with a pig. You get filthy and the pig loves it."

"Somewhere at the edge of the bell curve is the girl for me."

"I think, therefore I am single."
Liz Winston

"If I had any nerves, I'd have a nervous breakdown."
Eugene O'Neill

"It is not denial. I'm very selective about the reality I accept."

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