Confusing Vows and Vowels

My nine-year-old nephew, Phillip, was a ringbearer in my wedding. At the wedding rehearsal, the singer asked when she should begin singing.
The pastor answered, "After the vows."
She asked: "What are the vows? I'll need a cue."
Phillip compounded the confusion as he explained: "The vowels are A-E-I-O-U. There is no Q!"

~Amy Rosa, Flint, MI. Christian Reader, "Lite Fare."